5 Tips to Write a Memorable Maid of Honour or Best Man Wedding Speech - Funny Examples Included!
Writing a speech as the Best Man or Maid of Honour can be a daunting task, but it’s also a great honor. You get to celebrate the couple on their special day and share some memorable (and sometimes hilarious) stories with their guests.
Here are five tips to help you write a speech that's both heartfelt and humorous, complete with examples to spark your creativity.
1. Start with a Strong Opening
Begin your speech with a line that grabs attention. Humor works well, especially if it’s gentle and inclusive.
Example:
"Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve been asked to keep this speech to just 10 minutes. But those of you who know me also know that I consider that a guideline rather than a rule, just like [Bride/Groom] thinks ‘we’ll leave at 8’ means ‘I might start getting ready at 8.’"
2. Include a Touch of Humor
Aim for light-hearted humor that pokes fun at common situations or the couple’s quirks without embarrassing them. Remember, it’s all in good fun!
Example:
"I remember when [Bride] told me about [Groom] for the first time. She said, 'I've met the one!' And I thought, 'Great, we are only on her third ‘the one’ this year, so we are making progress!'"
3. Share Memorable Stories
Choose a story that highlights the couple’s dynamics or a memorable adventure you’ve shared. Make sure it’s suitable for all ears in the room!
Example:
"There was this one time we all went camping. [Groom] insisted he could set up the tent without instructions. Two hours later, we had something that looked more like a modern art sculpture than a tent. That night, we all slept under the stars—by necessity, not choice."
4. Compliment and Celebrate the Couple
Mix your humor with genuine compliments. Speak from the heart about what makes their relationship special.
Example:
"All jokes aside, [Groom] is one of the most dedicated people I know. He brings the same commitment to his relationship with [Bride] that he does to refusing to ask for directions. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is true dedication."
5. Conclude with a Toast
Finish on a high note with a toast that wishes the couple a happy future together. This is a great place to get sentimental and sincere.
Example:
"So, let’s raise a glass to [Bride] and [Groom], who show us that true love is about finding someone who matches your weirdness and deciding to be weird together. Here’s to many years of love, laughter, and GPS for [Groom], so [Bride] doesn’t have to wait two hours for him to admit they’re lost. To the happy couple!"
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